Good evening parents¡¢ tonight i gonna take you on a tour¡¢ Club Bad where all the bad little kiddy¡Çs go¡¢ to try to leave there body¡Çs¡¢ by various means of methods¡¢ anything necessary¡¢ some things that you¡Çll quite be acustomed to¡¢ so i think we¡Çll each and everyone of you¡¢ with your own individual¡¢ on the camera¡¢ so that you can take pictures of these bad little kiddy¡Çs¡¢ doin¡Ç these bad little things¡¢ for tomorrows paper¡¢ so whatabout your fifthteen dollars and prepare to enter Club Bad
Wouldn¡Çt you know it¡¢ not here more than thirty seconds and already I see a bad little kid doin¡Ç bad little things¡¢ he is sucking on a balloon¡¢ now¡¢ this is not an ordinary balloon¡¢ parents¡¢ it¡Çs a balloon filled with the gas called nitrous oxide¡¢ laughing gas¡¢ hi hi hi hi¡¢ ha ha¡¢ but this is no laughing matter¡¢ camera¡Çs ready prepare the flash
Now overhere we have little Johnny and Miss Sue¡¢ smokin¡Ç on a joint¡¢ this is not the thing to do¡¢ i think that we have to take pictures of these two¡¢ camera¡Çs ready prepare the flash
Now overhere we have some naughty naughty kids¡¢ they brought in they¡Çre own liquor¡¢ to the party¡¢ now we cannot have that now parents can we? Six packs and Pipes¡¢ i think not¡¢ so¡¢ camera¡Çs ready prepare the flash